Mr. Smiley-face commits crimes with countless comedic weapons such as razor-sharp playing cards, acid flowers, cyanide pies, lethal electric joy buzzers, and Joker Venom, a deadly poison that infects his victims with a ghoulish grin as they die while laughing uncontrollably. The Clown Prince has moderate skill in hand-to-hand combat. Over the years, it’s been shown that although Batman’s stronger, Joker’s faster, more agile, and able to hold his own; however, he was subdued every time. The madman cheated death on many occasions, even in seemingly inescapable situations. Though he’d been caught in explosions, shot repeatedly, dropped from heights, electrocuted, etc, Joker always managed to return fully alive and unscathed to wreak havoc again.
The Joker, by Paulo.
Which attack looks the sickest?
Special Moves, by Ishmam.
Blast Burn, Hydro Cannon, or Frenzy Plant?
Holy shit…Bryan?
Sorry for the typo, too lazy to editHey, I remember that octopus shirt! I liked that shirt… Where did it go?
Bryan pls
OH MY FUCKING GOD! SHE SAID IT. SHE SAID IT ALL!
in love with tina fey now
this is perfect!
THIS. ALL OF THIS.
FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME. CAN WE GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE?
“You fight like a girl.”
I’m sorry
I didn’t
realise
that
was
a
bad
thing
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
yeah
so sorry
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
This list
was looking
a little
white
so here you go
watch tha
bodies hit
tha floor
Did
you
say something
about
fighting
like
a girl?
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
IT’S BACK
How?! I love everyone who did this haha
it made it back to my dash… I must reblog!
THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER IF YOU READ IT WHILE LISTENING TO IT!























































